They say some single ladies these days are such that as soon as you ‘touch’ them norrrr, they have a charm that will make you write cheque. For me, writing the cheque is not the problem but whether she would find anything in my account. Just like those days that I was in school, I had always thought that people with ATM cards are rich people.
I dress nicely but in my bank account, puin. Anytime I misplace an ATM card and people caution me to quickly go and block the ATM card otherwise fraudsers will do their thing with my card. I normally start laughing if this caution is sounded by friends because nothing dey the accounts inside.
Recently, I saw my own old card being used as a key holder by a washing bay guy. In fact, that is the best use anybody could put my ATM card to. Thieves want money from a poor man’s account.
Kapr3, sempua, daama no dey inside account o. Ironically, anytime I have money in my account, and I am travelling, I leave my ATM card back home with my trusted wife and tell her to use it ONLY if there is an emergency. She would create the emergency herself almost immediately.
‘Chop my money, chop my money….I don’t care.. I hope you remember this song by P-Square in 2012 or so. Oh, those Nigerian twins who featured the famous Senegalese-American artiste, Akon and Nigerian singer May D (remix)!
I pray sooner than later, these guys will get their brotherly issues sorted out. This song was played at my wedding, and it came to pass….she is chopping my money nyafu nyafu! I used to tell people that ‘as for me, my wife doesn’t worry me over money o’.
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